Archive for October, 2007

A Lohan moment

…or geeky fantastic spamtastic and other stories.

Dear Mr Chris,

We have tried on numerous occasions to block this sender already. Unfortunately, the word “Woohoo” in the subject line causes a buffer overflow in the spam filter, due to the over-excitement it conveys, and the forementioned spam filter will consequently spaz out.

We have asked Mr UAT to refrain from using the words “Woohoo”, “Yeeeeesssss!”, and “Lindsay Lohan” in order to prevent the overflow. He has so far declined. We will be pursuing the matter with a cease and desist letter.

Kind regards
Bob Turner

—– Original Message —–
From: Chris Watson
To: helpdesk List Member
Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:36 PM
Subject: [helpdesk] [Fwd: Woohoo! UAT DATA TRANSFER COMPLETED]

Hello it. i keep getting this spam from mr uat. can we edit the spam filter or something to block him out?

——– Original Message ——–
Subject: [helpdesk] Woohoo! UAT DATA TRANSFER COMPLETED
Date: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:14:15 +0100
From: UAT Data Transfer
To: helpdesk List Member

This is a system generated email. Please refer any queries to the IT Department.

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