Archive for August, 2007

xkcd Greasemonkey script

Nick put me on to a while ago. One thing that’s annoyed me about it for quite some time is that to read some of the joke you have to hover over the image to read the title attribute; and if that attribute’s value is too long you end up having to view the source to read it. Boring.

Greasemonkey to the rescue! I heard about this extension for firefox before but had no need of it, it allows you to write some javascript that will get executed for a particular website. Cool.


Before applying the script to xkcd


After applying the script to xkcd

Script (Download comic title greasemonkey script)

// ==UserScript==
// @name xkcd comic title
// @namespace
// @include http://**
// ==/UserScript==

var arrObjImages = document.getElementsByTagName(”img”);

var iImg;
for(iImg = 0; iImg < arrObjImages.length; iImg++){
var objImage = arrObjImages[iImg];

var sImgTitle = objImage.getAttribute("title");
if(sImgTitle != null && sImgTitle.length > 0){
//image title


//two line breaks
objImage.parentNode.insertBefore(document.createElement(”br”), objImage.nextSibling);
objImage.parentNode.insertBefore(document.createElement(”br”), objImage.nextSibling);

};//end if
};//end for

Dive into Greasemonkey (Sounds a perverted don’t you think?)

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Crazed local man caught on camera

Crazed local man seen taking bottles out of new recycling bins.

Adam - Bottle

Police have described the man as “mostly harmless” and have advised the public to just leave him be.

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Answer: What do Collier and Comedy Dave have in common?

They both play the nose flute!

Collier playing his nose flute

Caution. Clicking on the following link may cause nausea or bleeding from the ear.
Adam Wilson ft Ripper on noseflute - Lucy In The Sky (Rare) 56kbs

Folking good singing

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